On not wearing stilts on cobbles

So, advice to all stilt wearers... avoid the cobbles of Corrie. Fred Elliot was probably Corrie's best known stilt wearer and look what happened to him. Liz McDonald wore a lot of stiletto heels when she was working the street corner.

Fizgan's fears

Fizgan is terrified of wearing heels in the street and has instead taken to wearing wellingtons with lifts inside. Hyrone keeps sensible shoes on hand. By which I mean he keeps them nearby and not literally on his hands.